They told him:
“Buy $TRUMP. Trust $UFD. You have to get into $VINE.”
And BEEP listened.
Again. And again.
And again.

He BEEP’ed his whole wallet into every chart they screamed at him.
Every candle, every dump — he rode it all the way down.

Now?
He doesn’t listen anymore.
He delivers.

The capybara who shilled $UFD?
Got the Pickle.
The llama that said “buy the dip”?
Got double Pickle.
Even the duck… she only said “quack”.
Didn’t matter.

BEEP is back.
And this time, he decides who gets the green.

$BEEP Wallet

✦ 01/20/2025

✝ 04/08/2025